i change my mind about wanting to be cremated. although it has it’s merits of not taking up valuable cemetery real-estate and helping to remove my dead mass from association with me in other’s memories, it’s still wasteful. i volunteer to be eaten. some vegan can enjoy my protein and fat with my consent. i believe i’m a decent candidate to be cannibalized with only a few exceptions. i’ve exceeded USDA standards of free range living despite the 40hr/week in the cube farm. i have a high flax content, but i’m not purely organic fed. thanks to biking, my thighs and gluteals should yield several pounds of lean meat, although my stringy torso may only render jerky. as a bacon loving long-pig, i would like to request that the more fatty parts of me be cut into strips and then fried for any meal of the day, though i sadly cannot produce eggs or milk to accompany. please puree my liver to make a dill foie gras. it should be extra extra tender. be creative with the rest. i would hate to get wasted.
this is all supposing that i remain healthy, and that i don’t die of extensive necrotizing fasciitis. when you sit down, please don’t go through any ceremony. just eat me. i’ll go well with an IPA or a peaty scotch.
it’s at that point in putting together a puzzle that there are enough pieces connected that the speed in placing the rest is logarithmically faster. i’ve got LFOs modulating my FM noise and filter resonance overdriving my oscillators.
this is fun. here’s the PCM signal from my computer’s digital output. it’s nice to watch it flowing by, knowing how the signal is decoded. looks nicely non-distorted too, but the scope isn’t high resolution. someone recently told me that, across the sciences, a wave is a wave is a wave. the understanding that i gained of signal distortion and types of data transmission from some semi-advanced wireless networking classes is rolling over to analog and digital audio. next, i’ll compare the signal output from a cheap and expensive DAC.
… to cops busting your party. i used some tips from the busted video last night at someone else’s party. cops opened two doors and came into a house on their own. i met them at the top of the stairs asking if someone had let them in. “Well, if you want to play it that way, I’ll arrest your friends here.” and then he looked around as i stood between him and the hall to the rest of the house. i asked again who let them in, and they left after saying we should keep the noise down. gold star for me.
